By: Anon

Anon
Thu, 30 Apr 2015 12:35:53 +0000

Drake: This Waters thing is still smoldering. We need a tail to wag the dog.

Chatas: How about a classic sexual assault to set the media abuzz?

Drake: Outstanding! How do we pull it off?

Chatas: We’ll have Uncle Les buy the drum major coach. Short stint in lockup should be worth a cool million. We’ll use QIC’s legal team.