By: Chris Metzger

Chris Metzger
Wed, 26 Nov 2014 20:36:21 +0000

This was an obvious violation of Title [insert favorite Roman numeral here], the Geneva Convention, the Magna Carta, global warming, and Hoyle's Rules of Euchre. Having occurred under Drake's watch (between his cocktail parties), he should be sacked based on these and any other lame reasons that the Board of Trustees can conjure up, and with the same due process Drake has bestowed upon others.